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I will start making breakcore music

sorry lil kiddos, but this breakcore is 13+

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Why does everyone keep calling Messi “0 Goals Rat”?

So yesterday in Sunday I was watching a presentation of my 7 year old sister in my school stadium, it was a dancing presentation, so my brain got real paranoia cuz I thought everyone was staring at me, I said like “OH NO THEY ARE WATCHING WHAT I’M THINKING” what I was thinking was a cat-girl OH HELL NAH WTF MAN WHAT IS THIS I’m done.

What?

Nope, I’m not done, When I thought everyone was watching what I’m thinking, my heartbeat got so fucking aggressive, Like, I thought EVERYONE IN THE STADIUM WAS STARING AT ME! So after my 7 year old sister danced for like 7 minutes, I finally went back home, I closed my bedroom door so no one could stare at me, I was rolling in the floor STILL Thinking in the same cat-girl, but, i went to walk outside, EVERYONE WAS STARING AT ME! LIKE WHAT DO THEY THINK, AM I A FEMBOY???? No, AM I A CAT-BOY???? Nope.

And this was the story

XIAO HONG SHU-

I’m going to tell a story, One time, when I was 6 years old, I went to Florida USA (I’m not American I’m Chilean) Well, in Orlando, Florida, I went to Disneyland, and I didn’t know any English, I was speaking Spanish obviously, so I saw something that was like something to speak in the microphone (In English) so I told my mom in Spanish “Hey mommy, what’s that?” And my mom replied “Son, that’s a thing where you can speak in the microphone, you don’t know any English” so I replied “Well well well, can I go to that?” But my mom didn’t say yes or no, So... After going to Orlando, I went to a trip going from Orlando to Miami, so I went to a house of a person that my mom probably knows, so thanks to god, Miami was Spanish! Idk if it is because of the Spanish Empire, so…

I made my Newgrounds account a few months ago, in the first days of March of the year 2024, and every design in Newgrounds is acceptable! But I’m really sure Tom Fulp will not update Newgrounds, like… It’s the same with Nintendo! So, will Tom Fulp update Newgrounds soon?

I’m going to tell a story that was super embarrassing…

One day, I think in September, well well well, on a September Tuesday, I was in Drum set class after classes, so I told my teacher, “Hey! Have you ever heard of Breakcore?” And my teacher replied “No! What’s that?” So I told him “Search it on Spotify not YouTube” so he didn’t care and searched breakcore in YouTube, THE FIRST RESULT WAS A MATURE ARTIST THAT MAKES LOUD BREAKCORE MUSIC, You’re right, It’s Femtanyl.

So I stepped some steps to the Teacher’s tablet and I SAW THAT THUMBNAIL, Femtanyl… So I fell on the floor screaming like, “AAAAAAAAAURGHEAAAAAAAAAGAGAARAHAAGAGAHARAHHHH QUIT THAT RIGHT NOW QUIT THAT RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!” So we listened to other Breakcore music, my mind said, “Can this thing stop? Druman Base is super embarrassing!” And that was the whole ass fucking shitty story.

Let me say a story, The story is that I can draw good but idk the meanings of questions in school, like I was in Spanish class reading and answering some random questions of a Chilean book that is “Santillana Tomo 1” (I know you don’t understand Spanish, or yes?) so I read a text about a king that was in a very bloody war but he wanted some water and drank it, SO…

The first question was to draw the story, and a friend called “Gabriel” showed his santillana tomo 1 to his teacher and said “NO DOODLE STICKMANS!” So I got so worried and I thought for 10 seconds, and my drawing was the story..!~ So my drawing was the king fighting with the mans that had a big butt with volcanic diarrhea, so the king drank shit water, so I laughed so soft for 5 minutes, and my teacher when she caught me, said “ONE MORE AND YOU WILL GO TO KINDERGARTEN!” So I tried stop laughing.

The next story (Not next) was a text of how to make a Pop-up ticket, so there was a question that was like “From a scale from 1 to 5 how hard is it?” And I wrote “5” and “Because yes” and after the teacher caught my answer, she said “WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ANSWER YOU WILL GO TO KINDERGARTEN!!!” And I didn’t erase my answer

This is why you shouldn’t answer “Because yes” in homework…

Hello.

Very curious and freaky today to make a plan that will make my dad destroy the entire universe

Netscape on Windows Vista!

Netscape is a Yahoo browser that is designed to be a virus “IDK WHY WTF” and doesn’t work in new Os’s “example: Windows 11”

Send me a comment to see if Netscape works in Windows Vista

XIAO HONG SHU-

Hello, 6:10 PM Thu 21 Nov here in Chile, and I want to tell you a story that happened some days ago.

I was in my Windows Vista, all calm and just searching random things in Firefox, but I had the amazing amazing idea to download the virus “Rover” Rover is like a dog that can infect your PC/Laptop/Computer that puts the BSOD Screen.

But I downloaded Rover on itch.io “THE MUST STUPID FUCKING IDEA” and didn’t work, you want to know why?

BECAUSE NOTHING NEW FUCKING WORKS IN OLD SHITTY FIREFOX

So I downloaded it on GitHub.com and THERE WAS NO DOWNLOAD BUTTON?

So yeah, that was the entire fucking story

Is there’s a way to download Rover in Windows Vista?

One time, i was registering on the stupid motherfucker BonziBUDDY, But in the part of the "Enter E-mail" i didn't put my real E-mail, just to avoid scam ads and blackmails, I studied viruses just watching those technology videos of ransomwares, adwares, spywares, more, Let's get back in the story, Then when i clicked "Continue" i have finished the registration! I right clicked on Bonzi's belly and clicked "Games" and i played "Bonzi's Jungle Jigsaw" but bonzi interrupted me saying that i had to put a valid E-mail, I'M NOT PUTTING MY REAL E-MAIL! There is something called "Scam" Scam is a sneaky or dishonest plan that's meant to con someone, And Blackmail? Well, it's the action, treated as a criminal offence, of demanding payment or another benefit for someone in return for not revealing compromising or damaging information about them.

He yapped like an eternity just to put my REAL E-mail and i said like "STOP FAT BIG ASS GORILLA! and i right clicked and clicked the option "Goodbye" and he finally went, then, HE CAME BACK?! And i said like, "You know what? i'm done!"

-Long ass story